When he texts you to tell you he farted even though you heard it!

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#love

Double rainbow!

Double rainbow!

I hate leaving my bed in the morning knowing that my day is wasted at job that I am unappreciated at!

thewind-upbird:

Sometimes my body unexpectedly feels inclined to remind me of my Virginia Beach roots by full blast thinking, “BEACH FORD. BARTON FORD. LINCOLN MERCURYYYY. WORLD CLASS” 

(via megobeast)

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There is no single jurisdiction in the U.S. where a minimum wage worker can afford the fair market rent for a home.

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Drove myself out to the beach last night and watched a storm roll out to sea after an argument with the boy. It was relaxing and calming to feel the breeze and sit in the dark and only have the lightning over the water coupled with the sound of the waves.

fat-birds:

mumblingsage:

snarkeet:

billiondollarbooty:

jeffreymann:

White Blue Peacock

This bird is a crossbreed between blue and white peacocks. The result is one spectacular creature. 

wow, I haven’t seen such a dramatic display of genetic mosaicism before.

It’s a Shiny Pokemon.

There are two kinds of people.

this needed to be on this blog because of reasons

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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